Hey Buddy...Ahhhhh!

Ok. Sorry for yelling. Just a bit overstimulated.

They say you should go and touch some grass (because we all need to reconnect with reality in the age of ai) … but never stop to ask:

Is it astro turf? Is it sod? Was it mowed?

Are there fire ant beds? (although, I suppose it’s your own responsibility to look before you sit.

SO. Are you looking before you sit?